Jokes

Let's see if you understand these jokes...

Q. What two days of the week start with the letter "T"?
A. Tuesday and Thursday? NO, today and tomorrow!
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Q: What has two hands and a face, but no arms and legs?
A: A clock.
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Q: What's the longest word in the English language?
A: Smiles. (Because there's a mile between the first and the last letter.)
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Mother: 'Did you enjoy your first day at school?'
Girl: 'First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?'
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Teacher: What three words do students use most?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: That's correct!